St Declans N.S.

Nonsense Poems – Jan ‘06

Stephen

Stephen was a car racer.

He was very fast.

But one day when he went down to the race track,

He surprisingly came last.

His father lost 200,000 Euro because he made a very very big bet,

And that was the end of

Stephen and everything he thought he would get.

By Evan

The Snow Day

Once I had a snow day,

It really was so great.

But then I thought of school,

And realised I was late!

But my cat was skating on the wall,

My sisters had a fight.

My brothers were building snowmen,

So I thought I just might.

I skidded on the ice

And on a snow flake I did choke.

So be careful when you ice skate,

It really is snow joke!

By: Adam

The Tall Chicken

My cousin had a chicken,

That was two metres high.

I stole it and I baked it.

In a two inch pie.

After I eat the pie,

My sister began to cry,

Because her little pig died.

The next day he was fried.

He was “nulishous”,

And then my mom kissed us.

By: Bill

An Artist

An artist once had a brush and was in much of a rush.

So he took out a pen

and wrote his name Ben

And decided never to write again.

By Ken

My Elephant.

Once I had an elephant,

Whose name was Smelephant.

With his trunk he killed a monk.

Then he squished a stinky skunk.

With his tail he whacked a snail.

And it fell against the rail.

I said to him go to bed,

And then his face turned all red.

By Aaron

Crocodile

If I had a crocodile I’d teach it how to smile.

And every day we’d go to school.

It would be so worth while.

To see the teachers jump and shout around Larry’s shed,

As my smiling crocodile fills them full of dread.

By Colm

Once I had a Dream

Once I had a dream about a wondrous team.

They played soccer all day,

And nothing got in their way.

They played mean and lean,

And they were very keen.

They scored lots of goals,

As they stampeded over moles.

By Sean E.