St Declans N.S.

Homepage

Office News

About St Declans N.S.

Sports News

Who was St Declan?

History of St Declans N.S.

Class Work

Special Events

School Archives

Our Teacher Poems - Jan ‘06

Teachers

When our teacher gives us homework,

He gives a whole bunch.

The only break we ever get is whenever we have lunch!

Our teacher has some rules that we don't care about.

If we ever talk to him he says do not shout!

I don't want to go to school,

Because it just isn't cool!

 

Written by Aaron

 

Bossy Teachers

CHILDREN ATTENTION !!

" Today you must listen to all I mention,

Now that you’re in school,

You have to follow the rules.

Do not think you’re cool because

You’re stupid fools and you drip like drool.

You! Tie your shoelace!

You’re a disgrace to the human race,

And look at your face it's so messy.

Have you been making a scene!!!

"No sir but you have been".

 

Written by David

 

MY MEANO TEACHER

My teacher is a disgrace.

He is an insult to the human race.

He's always screaming with his red face.

Do This Do That but first tie your shoe lace.

 

But he's nice sometimes when were doin’ P.E

First we have to run some laps, maybe 2 or 3.

Then we do warm up stretches.

But if I’m bad,

I’m in Mr Hughes room.

Watching him draw sketches.

 

Written by Sean

 

TEACHERS

I was so bored in class.

I decided to write a poem.

Luckily it was an order,

From the dreaded Mr.Doran.

When we switched to Maths,

I didn't pay attention.

And got a yellow card

I got 100 lines

But did my poem instead

And I ended up

GETTING EXPELLED!!!!!!!

 

Written by Niall