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Pyramid Poetry – Jan ‘06

Ferrari

A Ferrari

A very fast Ferrari

A very very fast Ferrari

A very very cool fast Ferrari

But I can’t afford it

 

PSP

A PSP

A Golden PSP

A Cool Golden PSP

A Shiny Cool Golden PSP

An Expensive Shiny Cool Golden PSP

AND I WANT IT!

 

Pen

A Pen

A Red Pen

A Blue Red Pen

A Green Blue Red Pen

A Back Green Blue Red Pen

A Cool Black Green Blue Red Pen

It Changes Colour!

 

Fish

A Fish

A Big-Headed Fish

A Big-Headed Long-Tailed Fish

An Ugly Big-Headed Long-Tailed Fish

I Don’t Like Him!

 

Car

A car

A fast car

A shiny fast car

A clean shiny fast car

And I cant afford it

 

  Cake

A Cake

A big cake

A big chocolaty cake

A big chocolaty sugary cake

A big chocolaty sugary creamy cake

Oh sugar! I have burnt the cake

 

Euro

A euro

A big euro

A big shiny euro

A very big shiny euro

A very very big shiny euro

And you can have it.

 

Goal

A  Goal

A Good Goal

A Very Good Goal

A Very Very Good Goal

But It Was Offside!!!

 

House

A House

A Big House

A Big Neat House

A Very Big Neat House

A Very Big Neat Greenhouse

Full Of

 

Match

A match

A important match

A very important match

A very big important match

A very big critical important match

A very very big critical important match

But it was cancelled

 

House

A house

A big house

A big neat house

A very big neat house

A very big neat red house

A very big neat red brick house

And it’s my neighbours

 

Dog

A dog

A big dog

A big hairy dog

A very big hairy dog

A very big nice hairy dog

I wish he were mine

 

Poem

A poem

A stupid poem

A very stupid poem

A very very stupid poem

A bad very very stupid poem

A boring bad very very stupid poem

A long boring bad very very stupid poem

Well then why are you still reading?

 

Present

A present

A nice present

A very nice present

A very very nice present

A big very very nice present

A big colourful very very nice present

 Hands off its not for you!!!

 

Muffin

A muffin

A chocolate muffin

A big chocolate muffin

A nice very big chocolate muffin

A nice very very big chocolate muffin

And you can not have some!

 

Dog

A dog

A dog Doodles

A dog named Doodles

A scruffy dog named Doodles

A hairy scruffy dog named Doodles

A fluffy hairy scruffy dog named Doodles

God love that Pussy!

 

Day

A day

A long day

A long boring day

A long boring school day

A very long boring school day

Ah nothings new

 

Chimp

A chimp

A big chimp

Avery big chimp

A very big hairy chimp

A very very big hairy chimp

You cant have this banana.

 

Car

My car

My new car

My shiny new car

My very shiny new car

My very shiny new 06 car

My very shiny new red 06 car

My very shiny new red porsch 06 car

Oh sugar. I crashed my car

 

Bear

A big bear

A very big bear

A very big hairy bear

A very big hairy vicious bear

And he is running after me

 

Pancake

A delicious pancake

A delicious chocolate pancake

A very delicious chocolate pancake

A very delicious chocolate sugary pancake

And its all mine.

 

A Shark

A big shark

A big fat shark

A big fat strong shark

A big fat strong hungry shark

A big fat strong hungry angry shark

And he is coming to get you!!!

 

A friend

A good friend

A very good friend

A very good best friend

And he supports Chelsea

 

A dog

A hungry dog

A hungry stupid dog

A hungry stupid smelly dog

A hungry stupid smelly dirty dog

A hungry stupid smelly dirty wet dog

Get him off the new carpet !

 

A smell

A bad smell

A bad smelly smell

A bad smelly terrible smell

A bad smelly terrible cringing smell

Oh Dad just had his arms up

 

A car

A fast car

A big fast car

A big red fast car

A big red really fast car

And it just went past me

 

A chip

A nice chip

A nice crinkely chip

A nice crinkely long chip

A nice crinkely long hot chip

Hand,s Off !

 

A Map

An Old Map

A Dusty Old Map

A Very Dusty Old Map

A Very Dusty Old Treasure Map

And The Treasures All Mine

 

A frog

A bull frog

A fat bull frog

A very fat bull frog

A very very fat bull frog

Oh! That’s a toad

 

Teacher

A very angry teacher

A very very angry teacher

A very very very angry teacher

and I have him

 

A Chip

A Big Chip

A  Very Big Chip

A Very Big Curry Chip

A Very Big Curry Chip With Dip

And it’s mine to eat

 

Ogre

A ogre

A ugly ogre

A very ugly ogre

A very very ugly ogre

A very very very ugly ogre

Oh!thats just you!

 

Car

A big car

A very big car

A very very big car

A very very very big car

A very very very very big car

O wait that’s just you

 

School

A School

A Big School

A Big Fools School

A Big Fools Uncool school

And it got knocked down

 

Belly

A Belly

A Jelly Belly

A Smelly Jelly Belly

A Big Smelly Jelly Belly

A Very Big Smelly Jelly Belly

WOW That’s a Ugly Belly

 

Brothers

Annoying brothers

Big annoying brothers

Ignoring big annoying brothers

Bullying ignoring big annoying brothers

WOW! I’d hate to have a brother!

 

Cockroach

A small cockroach

A very small cockroach

A very very small cockroach

A very very very small cockroach

And you just stepped on him!